And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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