We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I just found a bag of teeth...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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