on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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