I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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