do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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