she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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