I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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