Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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