morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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