i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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