As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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