Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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