This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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