She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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