i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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