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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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