Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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