Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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