Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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