He kissed a someone with a penis
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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