Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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