brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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