Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Randomize
