yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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