Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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