fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
