That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
