Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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