I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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