I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
sex in a hospital.. check
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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