At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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