So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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