32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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