tell your sister to shave her snatch
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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