Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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