Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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