so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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