Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize
