its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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