I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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