is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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