Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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