Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is it because I queefed?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm like, not good at living.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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