I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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