do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
