I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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