Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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