i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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