Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
You're earring is so big in my mouth
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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