this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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