Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
