so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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