So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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