Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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