GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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